Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 29-May 21:09:42 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 120683
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Press C For Condolence.
[time] => 2006-05-24 14:31:44
[hometext] => If you want a half decent title for a poem, look in Readers' Digest. Rubbish stories, great titles. (see also The Man Who Invented Trousers).
[bodytext] => In Canada It is, it seems, Ok To leave a pre-recorded Voicemail For any manner of occasion. “Sorry you were dumped” Mechanically squawked. “I heard your dog’s dead, Bad break”. “I’d get that rash seen to.” In tinny mono. “Congratulations on your first bikini wax” And harpsichord accompaniment. Me? I prefer to get my messages first hand. “Leave me alone, freak” With very real slap. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 199 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|