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[sid] => 120104
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Haberdashery.
[time] => 2006-05-15 13:22:58
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => “Pins and needles.” “Pins and needles?” “ Yes, I want pins and needles.” “Have you tried sleeping in the bath?” “I’m sorry?” “I always get pins and needles when I sleep in the bath.” “No, you misunderstand, I want pins and needles.” “Try crossing your legs for an hour.” “No, pins and needles.” “Wear you shoes too tight.” Look, what kind of shop is this?” “A haberdashery.” “Then I want pins and needles.” “Oh I see. Three pound ninety please.” “Thankyou. Now do you know where the nearest hardware store is? I need a cramp” [comments] => 2 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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