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[sid] => 119061
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[aid] => mick
[title] => This is a recollection of true events, experienced by me, bananasmoothie.
[time] => 2006-04-27 02:44:29
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[bodytext] => Blender Whirrrrrrls ... I don't know where to start. Perhaps if you weren't drinking me all the time or spitting me when you're surprised or slapped during jury duty or mixing me with orange juice or vodka and whiskey sours and finding yourself jealous of her dress, I'd actually be able to finish my . . . sentences. As it is. Please. Plagiarize this masterpiece. She was too drunk to remember, so she still believes she was the one problem-drinking me. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 215 [topic] => 21 [informant] => bananasmoothie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
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