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[sid] => 118962
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[aid] => mick
[title] => It Was Lukewarm At First Sight
[time] => 2006-04-25 13:25:32
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[bodytext] => It was lukewarm at first sight. Who knows why I can’t say. I just knew it wasn’t right. Maybe a case of romantic decay. Who knows why I can’t say. Perhaps her interminable drone. Maybe a case of romantic decay. Perhaps because she was a crone. Perhaps her interminable drone. Her penchant for eating clams. Perhaps because she was a crone. That she weighed four hundred kilograms. Her penchant for eating clams. Her putrid, wheezy, phlegmy cough. That she weighed four hundred kilograms. These things put me off. Her putrid, wheezy, phlegmy cough. I just knew it wasn’t right. These things put me off. It was lukewarm at first sight. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 14 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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