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It seems this lady’s tooth must be pulled out,
We must fit a denture, I’ll make a cast.
But the rot is in deep, there’ll be pain no doubt.
I’m tempted to use the quarter inch drill.
The quarter inch drill? Are you sure that’s wise,
There’ll be blood and a massive hole to fill.
I’d use the pliers to grip and to prise.
You may be right but I’ll knock her out deep
With her out cold I prefer it that way
And I’ll look up her skirt while she’s asleep,
I’ve seen some strange delights there I can say.
I know a trick that might quicken the pace,
You stand on her neck while I kick her face.
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A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet.

Contributed by faiton on Saturday, 22nd April 2006 @ 05:02:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Have you seen this X-Ray Mr. Zombast?
It seems this lady’s tooth must be pulled out,
We must fit a denture, I’ll make a cast.
But the rot is in deep, there’ll be pain no doubt.
I’m tempted to use the quarter inch drill.
The quarter inch drill? Are you sure that’s wise,
There’ll be blood and a massive hole to fill.
I’d use the pliers to grip and to prise.
You may be right but I’ll knock her out deep
With her out cold I prefer it that way
And I’ll look up her skirt while she’s asleep,
I’ve seen some strange delights there I can say.
I know a trick that might quicken the pace,
You stand on her neck while I kick her face.




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Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by Spike on Saturday, 22nd April 2006 @ 05:31:42 AM AEST
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Bizarre, but very funny! Guaranteed to offend many who wont see past the perving and the vilonce. And a lovely arrangement, paying homage to a master.

Spike


Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by Kellros on Saturday, 22nd April 2006 @ 08:28:45 AM AEST
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"I know a trick that might quicken the pace,
You stand on her neck while I kick her face." I found this very amusing and hillarious, good job!
Cherios :)

Btw reminds me of Baldur's Gate 1:"Kick it in the head till it's dead"~


Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 23rd April 2006 @ 12:36:01 PM AEST
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Very good (laughing)
I'm sure The Bard would have appreciated this and I 'm sure he'd have taken a little peek beneath his codpiece as a small price to pay, for pain-free dentistry.Well done!

Den


Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 23rd April 2006 @ 07:12:39 PM AEST
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I agree with ol' Spike, little bizarre, edgy and fun. Ain't it like a cowboy to read the other first? Now I gotta go read part 2 again. Help us simple readers if'n ya break the verses fer visual pause.


Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by depressedsoul on Monday, 15th May 2006 @ 10:39:45 AM AEST
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wow this is a very interesting write!


Re: A Conversation Between Two Dentists in Shakespearean Sonnet. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 26th May 2006 @ 06:06:52 AM AEST
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The baird would be proud!

loved it.

J.




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