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Array ( [sid] => 118319 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME [time] => 2006-04-14 13:25:16 [hometext] => Some dreams really do come true.................Enjoy [bodytext] => MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME

Did you ever notice 'bout men?
They watch TV--and then they
watch TV again.
Sipping a beer, or eating
is multi-tasking for them.
Making love? But not while
watching TV!

On the other hand, we woman
can feed the baby, cook the dinner,
diaper the baby,.....
Put clothes in the whirlpool,
and dryer, and talk on the phone
very calmly......
Pay bills on the computer,
while doing a "crossword"
puzzle, on the side,
We can do all of this,
AND.....
watch TV worldwide!

I've ordered a desk to top
all desks you've ever seen.........
Most marvelous of all inventions,
it's truly pristine!
Jealousy will raise her
ugly head, and some
will say, "Grotesque!"

I got the last one they had.......
but don't be sad,........
I fried the clothes and
washed the steak,
You can have mine.......
Too much multi-tasking
gives me a headache!

Created just for fun
LovingCritters
ConSue
April 14. 2006

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

*********************************

"If you can't ride two horses at once,
you shouldn't be in the circus!"
~American Proverb~

*Multi-tasking Smiles*

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MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME

Contributed by lovingcritters on Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 01:25:16 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME

Did you ever notice 'bout men?
They watch TV--and then they
watch TV again.
Sipping a beer, or eating
is multi-tasking for them.
Making love? But not while
watching TV!

On the other hand, we woman
can feed the baby, cook the dinner,
diaper the baby,.....
Put clothes in the whirlpool,
and dryer, and talk on the phone
very calmly......
Pay bills on the computer,
while doing a "crossword"
puzzle, on the side,
We can do all of this,
AND.....
watch TV worldwide!

I've ordered a desk to top
all desks you've ever seen.........
Most marvelous of all inventions,
it's truly pristine!
Jealousy will raise her
ugly head, and some
will say, "Grotesque!"

I got the last one they had.......
but don't be sad,........
I fried the clothes and
washed the steak,
You can have mine.......
Too much multi-tasking
gives me a headache!

Created just for fun
LovingCritters
ConSue
April 14. 2006

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

*********************************

"If you can't ride two horses at once,
you shouldn't be in the circus!"
~American Proverb~

*Multi-tasking Smiles*

Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2006-04-14 13:25:16]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 02:18:47 PM AEST
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well done an enjoyable read

Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME (User Rating: 1 )
by CarolinaBlue on Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 05:38:41 PM AEST
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Connie, this tickled me to death....and by the way where can I get mine...lol Just the bit of laughter I needed today.

:-) Blue

Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 08:23:49 PM AEST
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Hmmmm woman and multitasking eh?

See the thing about us men is...

We do one thing at a time but we do it right!...

whilst woman multitask....

I think i've probably said to much and should quit whilst (I think!) I'm ahead!

Thanks for the smiles.

J.

Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME (User Rating: 1 )
by JGB on Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 10:45:44 PM AEST
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This was really funny! Half way through it I was thinking that I needed to tell you my husband is amazing and does the cooking as well as most of the computer maintenance around here. I help, but he does the most of it. Yes, I still needed to say that, but this was just too funny.

I love it.

Joanna

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