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REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE

Our enemy is gravity........
weighs us down!
Pulls at our body 'til it sags
and drags
To gravity, we say,
"Thumbs-down!"
Can't afford plastic surgery?
Neither can I,
Wrinkles? "Plastic" clothes pins
then apply!

OUCH!

Created just for fun
Lovingcritters
ConSue
April 13, 2006
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I like my wrinkles,
they're my medals on display,
each one earned the hard way!"

*Smooth Smiles*

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REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE

Contributed by Lovingcritters on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 10:49:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE

Our enemy is gravity........
weighs us down!
Pulls at our body 'til it sags
and drags
To gravity, we say,
"Thumbs-down!"
Can't afford plastic surgery?
Neither can I,
Wrinkles? "Plastic" clothes pins
then apply!

OUCH!

Created just for fun
Lovingcritters
ConSue
April 13, 2006
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I like my wrinkles,
they're my medals on display,
each one earned the hard way!"

*Smooth Smiles*

Copyright © Lovingcritters ... [ 2006-04-13 10:49:48]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 11:53:11 AM AEST
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Ohhhh Consue this is adorable! I love the verse as well as the pics. My mother comes here once inawhile and has enjoyed reading your writes. She reads them to my dad since he can longer see to read the poetry. It brings them a smile, I will send her here today! Yes wrinkles my damn eyes, got a close pin my lady?? Tee hee hee hee
Michelle

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 12:43:33 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Ouch......I need lots of clothes pins....
lol

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by ButchHoward on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 01:51:57 PM AEST
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consue, this is so funny! You have discovered the perfect remedy for wrinkles. This made me laugh so hard I have more wrinkles now!
Butch

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by Archie on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 02:22:36 PM AEST
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Look what you did to your dog! :) Great poem and 5 stars for a well trained dog

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 03:13:46 PM AEST
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That clothes peg thing doesn't work!

It bloody hurts!

Thanks for the smiles.

J.

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by Ben_Lace on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 03:42:18 PM AEST
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That was a fun one :)

Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 07:44:42 PM AEST
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Oh, Consue - that picture is priceless!!! I love that little wriggly pup! That poor clothes pinned doggy just looks uncomfortable!!! lol

Adorable write! Thanks for the smiles!

~Snemmy

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