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Array ( [sid] => 1180 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Flirting Pigeons [time] => 2002-07-27 07:39:12 [hometext] => I was sitting up the garden watching these two woodpigeons in my tree. [bodytext] => She landed, he landed, she turned her back
she certainly wasnt impressed
he cooed and wooed and bobbed up and down
he was obviously getting obsessed

She gave him a look as if to say
ok show me what it is that you do
you can have 2 minutes to impress me
or you go to the back of the queue.

His performance deserved an oscar
his wooing technique a delight
but with a look of contemp, she flicked her tail
then spread her wings and took flight

I wanted to give him a cuddle and say
that was a terrific display that you made
but as he flew off I heard him say
whats a pigeon got to do to get laid.
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Flirting Pigeons

Contributed by chatabox on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 07:39:12 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

She landed, he landed, she turned her back
she certainly wasnt impressed
he cooed and wooed and bobbed up and down
he was obviously getting obsessed

She gave him a look as if to say
ok show me what it is that you do
you can have 2 minutes to impress me
or you go to the back of the queue.

His performance deserved an oscar
his wooing technique a delight
but with a look of contemp, she flicked her tail
then spread her wings and took flight

I wanted to give him a cuddle and say
that was a terrific display that you made
but as he flew off I heard him say
whats a pigeon got to do to get laid.

Copyright © chatabox ... [ 2002-07-27 07:39:12]
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Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 08:01:19 AM AEST
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I've watched this sight before Penny...and you have it to a tee...this is so funny! I love it..
Chrissie xx

Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by Kassidi on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 08:08:03 AM AEST
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Wonderful poem! It put a smile on my face :D
Lovely!
Kassidi

Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by xFalling_of_Starsx on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 08:25:14 AM AEST
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This is really funny, had me laughing.

Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by Thumbsucker on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 09:28:51 AM AEST
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Observant and witty too........a dangerous combination. I wouldn`t want to get on your bad side. Luckily, your humor isn`t mean or nasty. I think you`d be great to be with at a campfire or on a long drive.
Great work Penny
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Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by Patricia_Petro on Sunday, 11th August 2002 @ 05:26:28 AM AEST
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Nice rhyme and very funny. I liked this one a lot.
~Patricia

Re: Flirting Pigeons (User Rating: 1 )
by Love_impossible on Sunday, 2nd March 2003 @ 12:51:29 PM AEST
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I too liked it, I wached a scene like that in one of my many drift-off's...It reminds me of school, believe it or not.

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