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[aid] => mick
[title] => Funny Flies
[time] => 2006-04-04 19:27:53
[hometext] => I'm a former clown with an unusual way of using words such as 'house flies' :)!************
[bodytext] => It was moving day-- held onto the sink-- what a moment ‘this’ . . . having my house fly. Got a banana that was overripe. It slipped on its’ peel. Boy, did that fruit fly. Hot . . . turned on the fan. The temp kept rising. I caught and released that dang, old firefly. Went to the stable, itching for a ride. Saddled up my steed, soared on a horsefly. I alone have keys to my locked icebox. Can’t open it wide you know . . . butter flies. My wild pet is green with big, bulging eyes. When my horse is ill, that old dragon flies. I do not tell lies-- wipe tears from your eyes. My life’s uniquely filled with funny flies. Don’t care what folks think when they see strange things. I see gasps, hear shrieks as I’m . . . Ima Fly. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 177 [topic] => 7 [informant] => sillysal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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