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She made my life miserable by nagging and insulting me and she had to be put in her place.
The last straw came when she called me a bum.
I decided then and there that her day of humiliation had to come.
While making the mud mask, I added glue and cement..
When it comes to her looks, the mud mask actually made an improvement.
She started crying when she learned the mud mask was stuck.
She tried and tried to get it off but she was out of luck.
Everyone who has seen her, pointed at her face and laughed.
The mud mask does make her look silly and daft.
She's never been able to remove the mud mask even though she's tried.
She's so mad, she's fit to be tied.
After weeks of humiliation, she's started wearing a paper bag.
That will teach her not to be so quick to insult me and nag.
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Mother-in-law's mud mask

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 4th April 2006 @ 01:04:35 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

One day I decided to put a mud mask on my mother-in-law's face.
She made my life miserable by nagging and insulting me and she had to be put in her place.
The last straw came when she called me a bum.
I decided then and there that her day of humiliation had to come.
While making the mud mask, I added glue and cement..
When it comes to her looks, the mud mask actually made an improvement.
She started crying when she learned the mud mask was stuck.
She tried and tried to get it off but she was out of luck.
Everyone who has seen her, pointed at her face and laughed.
The mud mask does make her look silly and daft.
She's never been able to remove the mud mask even though she's tried.
She's so mad, she's fit to be tied.
After weeks of humiliation, she's started wearing a paper bag.
That will teach her not to be so quick to insult me and nag.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2006-04-04 13:04:35]
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Re: Mother-in-law's mud mask (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Tuesday, 4th April 2006 @ 01:52:00 PM AEST
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as always lightens the day

Shari

Re: Mother-in-law's mud mask (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 5th April 2006 @ 12:58:29 AM AEST
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lol.. well, she learned we hope, in being more nicer with the mouth lol.. is why I will never have on a mud mask..lol...

raquelLeah

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