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Im feeling so tired, must go to bed,
need to lay down, rest my poor head,
my husband is sleeping, I snuggle up close,
he jumps up in bed, looks like he saw a ghost,

I stroke his poor face, what is it my dear,
he screams in my face, you died last year,
what is his problem. can he not see,
if I dont care,neither should he,

He jumps out of bed runs for his life,
so I snuggle up close to his new wife,
she screams and runs, hits her head on a shelf,
now I have the bed, all to to myself,

I smile to myself, I dont like to boast,
I think I make a really good ghost.. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 239 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lillyjane [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

A Haunting Tale

Contributed by lillyjane on Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 05:41:14 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A Haunting Tale.

Im feeling so tired, must go to bed,
need to lay down, rest my poor head,
my husband is sleeping, I snuggle up close,
he jumps up in bed, looks like he saw a ghost,

I stroke his poor face, what is it my dear,
he screams in my face, you died last year,
what is his problem. can he not see,
if I dont care,neither should he,

He jumps out of bed runs for his life,
so I snuggle up close to his new wife,
she screams and runs, hits her head on a shelf,
now I have the bed, all to to myself,

I smile to myself, I dont like to boast,
I think I make a really good ghost..

Copyright © lillyjane ... [ 2006-03-29 05:41:14]
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Re: A Haunting Tale (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 06:18:29 AM AEST
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cute and fun, well done

Re: A Haunting Tale (User Rating: 1 )
by Syloss on Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 10:32:57 AM AEST
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Kudos, sweet yet thought provoking.

Re: A Haunting Tale (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 12:54:44 PM AEST
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Most men would jump at the chance to be in a bed with two woman!

Bought a huge grin to my face this did.

Funny and well written.

well done.

J.

Re: A Haunting Tale (User Rating: 1 )
by maestar on Thursday, 30th March 2006 @ 09:29:09 AM AEST
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funniest poem I've heard on this site in a long time, you have a great talent for comedy. well done.

Holly-Mae
xxx

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