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My! oh my! she looked so good.
On her grandmama's door she gave two loud knocks,
But did not know inside was a fox.
In she went with a basket of food,
And grandmama, she was so rude.
She bared her teeth beneath the sheets,
And the smell of her breath, made her retch.
Grandmama! what bad breath you have,
Excuse me please! I need the lav.
But little red riding hood was no fool,
And came back in hiding a tool
She gave grandmama's head a big hard bang,
And out of the building she ran and ran.
Back she came with the woodchopper man,
And he shoo'd out the fox, and saved her nan.

linda walker 23.3.06 [comments] => 6 [counter] => 257 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lindy70 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX

Contributed by lindy70 on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 02:18:19 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Little red riding hood walked through the wood.
My! oh my! she looked so good.
On her grandmama's door she gave two loud knocks,
But did not know inside was a fox.
In she went with a basket of food,
And grandmama, she was so rude.
She bared her teeth beneath the sheets,
And the smell of her breath, made her retch.
Grandmama! what bad breath you have,
Excuse me please! I need the lav.
But little red riding hood was no fool,
And came back in hiding a tool
She gave grandmama's head a big hard bang,
And out of the building she ran and ran.
Back she came with the woodchopper man,
And he shoo'd out the fox, and saved her nan.

linda walker 23.3.06

Copyright © lindy70 ... [ 2006-03-24 02:18:19]
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Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by AliB on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 06:26:34 AM AEST
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Very good, I liked it.
Check out my Little Red Riding Hood saga, she don't 'alf get about!!! Lmao

Ali

Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by jonquilcottage on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 07:06:05 AM AEST
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not bad I quite liked it too - jennyx

Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 08:49:21 AM AEST
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Excellent!! Challenge well met I'd say....
Jenni

Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by brokenwings on Sunday, 26th March 2006 @ 02:22:21 PM AEST
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this was cute;.. i liked it

Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 27th March 2006 @ 01:25:03 PM AEST
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I prefer this red riding hood to the original lmao!!

J.

Re: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BAD BAD FOX (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 31st March 2006 @ 01:14:20 AM AEST
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Beautifully told!

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