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Last night at eight o’clock you’ll walk out of our door
You looked handsome in your new cowboy clothes
Fancy white shirt tight fitting jeans
Sexiest looking cowboy that I have ever seen

Your smile can charm the lady‘s and sweep them off their feet.
But you’re a two-time looser a liar and a cheat
And somewhere down the road you’ll end up in the street
Counting all your pennies and no where to sleep

I’ve seen you in the bar room drinking rye and coke.
I’ve seen you with your lady friend she really is a joke
I’ve seen you on the dance floor you sure know all the moves
To keep that lady’s happy as your drinking all their booze

Your smile can charm the lady’s and sweeps them off their feet
But you’re a two-time looser a liar and a cheat
And somewhere down the road you’ll end up on the street
Counting all your pennies and no where to sleep
Writtin by
Dorothy Calvert
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TWO TIME LOOSER

Contributed by freespirit on Thursday, 23rd March 2006 @ 03:42:55 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Two –Time Looser




Last night at eight o’clock you’ll walk out of our door
You looked handsome in your new cowboy clothes
Fancy white shirt tight fitting jeans
Sexiest looking cowboy that I have ever seen

Your smile can charm the lady‘s and sweep them off their feet.
But you’re a two-time looser a liar and a cheat
And somewhere down the road you’ll end up in the street
Counting all your pennies and no where to sleep

I’ve seen you in the bar room drinking rye and coke.
I’ve seen you with your lady friend she really is a joke
I’ve seen you on the dance floor you sure know all the moves
To keep that lady’s happy as your drinking all their booze

Your smile can charm the lady’s and sweeps them off their feet
But you’re a two-time looser a liar and a cheat
And somewhere down the road you’ll end up on the street
Counting all your pennies and no where to sleep
Writtin by
Dorothy Calvert
Copyrights(C)








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Re: TWO TIME LOOSER (User Rating: 1 )
by funnyface on Thursday, 23rd March 2006 @ 04:18:41 PM AEST
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you said a mouthful with this poem and i hope all the ladies will read it and see the truth that it holds. great write and so true .

YOUR FRIEND : FUNNYFACE


Re: TWO TIME LOOSER (User Rating: 1 )
by jonquilcottage on Thursday, 23rd March 2006 @ 06:09:57 PM AEST
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I LOVED IT. SO TRUE SO TRUE. GREAT WRITE I REALLY ENJOYED IT . LOVE JENNYX


Re: TWO TIME LOOSER (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 23rd March 2006 @ 06:37:23 PM AEST
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hummm? lol nice poem lol don't worry some one will tame him, i use 2 be a guy once now i'm a husban lol. great write this put a smile on my face now were even lol.


Ben


Re: TWO TIME LOOSER (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Thursday, 23rd March 2006 @ 07:09:46 PM AEST
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Dorothy, this is funny, sadly true, but funny. I have done a few waltzes around the dance floor with the two-timing losers. They are a joke, they just don't realize it.

Rita




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