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[aid] => mick
[title] => Harry Wittington
[time] => 2006-02-26 18:25:35
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[bodytext] => Dick Cheney went out shooting, Mistook a friend for a bird, Shot him in the face and chest, Then not a sound was heard. They rushed him to the hospital, Where they got him stabilized, But later he had a heart attack, That was nearly his demise. Now Cheney had no license, For the shooting of the quail, So they tried to make a cover up, But the press were on his tail. It turns out that he'll just get a warning, And not even an expected fine, Tonight he'll be sitting on his sofa, Sipping some expensive wine. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 41 [informant] => KimElmer [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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