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[aid] => mick
[title] => I Saw Your Ex
[time] => 2006-02-24 00:09:11
[hometext] => I Saw Your Ex
[bodytext] => I was talking on the telephone With Joanie my best friend She said, Honey ,this morning guess what I saw It was you ex and his new girfriend She said, I had to blink 'cause I couldn't believe He dumped you for that She's got a pot belly and freight train for a butt And rotten teeth all the way to the back Well she went on to say He must have gone out of his mind Of all the women he said he could have He really got a dilly this time So honey don't feel bad anymore She ain't got nuttin' on you She's got a great big ole butt And he's still got that big buck tooth [comments] => 1 [counter] => 241 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MMISS [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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