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[aid] => mick
[title] => Supermodels and actresses
[time] => 2006-02-21 09:40:56
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => My cousin dates supermodels and actresses by telling them he has tons of cash. But when they learn that he's poor, they do things that are rash. He got a date with a supermodel by standing beside of a porsche that he didn't own. When he arrived at her house in his pinto, she kicked his crotch and he let out a great big groan. He told an actress he's a movie producer but then she answered his phone when he got a call from Pizza Hut. When she learned he works there, she broke her foot off in his butt. He got a date with a blond supermodel when he said he's a millionaire. He invited her to his apartment and she found his bank statement when she was there. It said that he only had forty dollars in his account. She started beating and choking him when she saw the amount. He showed Pamela Anderson his gold bars that were really painted bars of brass. When paint started coming off on her hands, she kicked his ass. He could date regular women but he wants supermodels and actresses instead. Last week an actress set him on fire and another used a shovel to put a dent in his head. A regular down to Earth girl is what my cousin needs. I'm tired of seeing him in bandages and watching him bleed. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 218 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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