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[aid] => mick
[title] => Stereotype
[time] => 2006-02-14 13:37:31
[hometext] => Pretty interesting and a surprising ending.
[bodytext] => Sounds blaring and my windows shacking I look out side it’s this tall guy that looks kind of Asian So I was like this can’t be, cuz they all below 5ft So I let him just be But then I heard “Don’t you wish yo girlfriend was hot like me” Then I was like hell naw He must think he at mall I understood his speaker’s power But Damn But its like 8:00 am I aint’ even had a shower So I rolled out and gave him that signal to turn it down So he was like what’s up my nigga I was like what’s good my Asian I guess it was cool since he was a minority That’s when I knew this ***** would make some good poetry So he gave me play, then resumed to press play I gave him the signal again So I’m like, I ain’t gon be a ***** So what’s yo stereotype? He stood up and was like we all know karate and I can’t fight We all are below 5 ft Dogs, rat, and cat are all we eat I can smell like all of them if I get wet My name is either Ch’ing , Hoi, or Lee We can’t drive we got slanted eyes and we cant see Our favorite beverage must be tea My sister is busy running the nail salon Then I spoke up, I’m like well, I’m either a criminal or a ex con See we either are beanies, do-rag or turban We got super athletics ability but really no intelligence Then he was like you guys got it made I can tell ya You get all the chicks because you got big genitalia I’m like well, you got me there Can you turn yo sounds down And your song of choice is feeling the air So he was like I’m half Asian and a third Caucasian I can jump off a bridge and count to $1 million by division and multiplication So, I’m like that’s all good but what’s you stereotype? He like I just told you I’m short plus I like rice So I just walked away from the conversation Even though I ain’t get my point across its all good Then I thought back and all I really wanted to know was it Boss, Sony or Kenwood [comments] => 0 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 21 [informant] => jayced [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
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