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[sid] => 114593
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => There's a fly in my soup
[time] => 2006-02-10 09:54:34
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => When I ordered soup at a cafe, I was appalled. It had a fly in it and I wasn't going to take this at all. People started staring as I began to shout. The chef heard me yelling and he came out. I told him "There's a fly in my soup and you'd better take it back." He dumped the soup over my head and I decided to attack. I punched him in the face and socked him in the gut.. He told me to go to hell so I kicked him in the nuts. He took off running and I said "Go cry to your mother." Unfortunately I didn't know that he had a bigger brother. His brother came out and I asked "Can we talk about this?" But he didn't want to talk because he was really *****. He picked me up by the neck and threw me to the floor. I truly began to regret what I did before. He beat me until I lost several teeth and my eyes swelled shut. I tried to fight back but this guy kicked my butt. If you're thinking about fighting someone, I have some advice to give. You'd better make sure he doesn't have a bigger brother to contend with. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 155 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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