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1. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

(No, we can't go yet...)

2. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and we will find them.

(Now we'll get 'em!)

3. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and we cant find them!

(*****!)

4. Iraq has to account for every last weapon it says isn't there!!!

(Still no...??)

5. Iraq must account for every grain of sand in the whole goddamn country and have a detailed report on the desk of G W Bush within the next fifteen minutes!!!!!!

(Have we got 'em yet.......????)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((KABOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Reasons to be Vengeful 1.2.3 etc.

Contributed by Steeleyes on Tuesday, 28th January 2003 @ 12:00:00 AM in AEST
Topic: oops

(American style 'diplomacy' or 'These are the conditions under which we will or will not bomb the crap out of Iraq.')

1. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

(No, we can't go yet...)

2. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and we will find them.

(Now we'll get 'em!)

3. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and we cant find them!

(*****!)

4. Iraq has to account for every last weapon it says isn't there!!!

(Still no...??)

5. Iraq must account for every grain of sand in the whole goddamn country and have a detailed report on the desk of G W Bush within the next fifteen minutes!!!!!!

(Have we got 'em yet.......????)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((KABOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Copyright © Steeleyes ... [ 2003-01-28 00:00:00]
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Re: Reasons to be Vengeful 1.2.3 etc. (User Rating: 1 )
by bobotheclown on Saturday, 1st February 2003 @ 10:27:34 PM AEST
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So true I liked this gave me a good laugh

Bobo (Joel)

Re: Reasons to be Vengeful 1.2.3 etc. (User Rating: 1 )
by Steeleyes on Thursday, 6th February 2003 @ 02:47:53 PM AEST
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Thanks Joel. Sadly this is likely to be coming true any time now. The brain-baffler Bush and his cohort of chimps are lusting for blood. The international community could pour all sorts of investigators into Iraq - the UN could go in. Why do Bush and Co. want a bloodbath..?

Re: Reasons to be Vengeful 1.2.3 etc. (User Rating: 1 )
by cryingonmyporch on Saturday, 5th April 2003 @ 12:15:27 AM AEST
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This was so cool.
Amy

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