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Array ( [sid] => 114342 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Now he has breasts [time] => 2006-02-06 09:33:27 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem. [bodytext] => My uncle is angry and severely depressed.
He no longer shaves and now he has breasts.
When he went to the hospital, they accidentally gave him a sex change.
Now his family looks at him like he's strange.
Out of force of habit he took off his shirt and was put under arrest.
He forgot that he's no longer allowed to expose his chest.
Where ever he goes, men hit on him.
He then gets sued for beating the crap out of them.
He's angry at the Doctors and he calls them quacks.
But he's more angry because he has no money to get changed back. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Now he has breasts

Contributed by randyjohnson on Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 09:33:27 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My uncle is angry and severely depressed.
He no longer shaves and now he has breasts.
When he went to the hospital, they accidentally gave him a sex change.
Now his family looks at him like he's strange.
Out of force of habit he took off his shirt and was put under arrest.
He forgot that he's no longer allowed to expose his chest.
Where ever he goes, men hit on him.
He then gets sued for beating the crap out of them.
He's angry at the Doctors and he calls them quacks.
But he's more angry because he has no money to get changed back.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2006-02-06 09:33:27]
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Re: Now he has breasts (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 09:50:39 AM AEST
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excellent thank you for the laugh its a great way to start a day

NS

Re: Now he has breasts (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 12:02:46 PM AEST
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That would be a mell of a hess.
Nice work and i'm happy it's only the figment of imagenations.
Very good.
huggs,
emy

Re: Now he has breasts (User Rating: 1 )
by Seans_Girl on Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 11:10:15 PM AEST
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haha this is a funny poem. good things its not true

Re: Now he has breasts (User Rating: 1 )
by Drapes on Sunday, 12th February 2006 @ 12:20:03 PM AEST
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LMAO! Thanks for giving me a laugh, I needed it! Great write!
-Drapes

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