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[aid] => mick
[title] => ~ Fast Food ~
[time] => 2006-01-05 00:04:45
[hometext] => It’s been awhile since I posted a funny
[bodytext] => ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May I take your order please?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How
‘Bout
A ...
Big Mac daddy of a
Whoppin’ double cheese
Bacon burger on a
Fresh ciabatta bun ?
I
Want
A ...
Coke-a-cola doctored
With a little lemon lime
Or vanilla’d cherry Pepsi
Just for fun
And
I’d
Like ...
Uhm, straight up curly fries
With no special sauce or seasoning
But a taste of barbeque
If you’ve got some
…
Hold the phone
Wait just a minute ...
What the hell’s a sushi bar ?
Can I get a cup of chowder
And call it done?
...
( I really have no clue where that just came from)
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[counter] => 271
[topic] => 7
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[ratings] => 8
[editpoem] => 1
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~ Fast Food ~
Contributed by
Nazmythian
on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:04:45 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May I take your order please?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How
‘Bout
A ...
Big Mac daddy of a
Whoppin’ double cheese
Bacon burger on a
Fresh ciabatta bun ?
I
Want
A ...
Coke-a-cola doctored
With a little lemon lime
Or vanilla’d cherry Pepsi
Just for fun
And
I’d
Like ...
Uhm, straight up curly fries
With no special sauce or seasoning
But a taste of barbeque
If you’ve got some
…
Hold the phone
Wait just a minute ...
What the hell’s a sushi bar ?
Can I get a cup of chowder
And call it done?
...
( I really have no clue where that just came from)
Copyright ©
Nazmythian
... [
2006-01-05 00:04:45]
(Date/Time posted on
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by emystar on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:39:18 AM AEST
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Good write. Funny.
huggs,
emy |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by LoveStruck_Hippie on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:39:18 AM AEST
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Well, let me tell ya my dear sweet Nazzy. I know where it came from. You are a nut, and I Love You for it.
Thank you for the giggle.
*kisses*
~Shannon |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 01:11:07 AM AEST
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| LOLOLOLOL.. oh my, thank you for this one.. it was very funny.. lol.. wrong number???? lol.. sushi is rice, sticky ... oh a bar.. lol.. now who had a cocktail lol.. RL |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by MorningDove on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 01:57:03 AM AEST
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This is hilarious, Naz, but I'd take the sushi bar anytime! Funny stuff.
Rita |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Jimmato on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 02:44:07 AM AEST
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| how sad, I've bought into advertising so much that mere mention of curly-fries and I'm salivating all over the shop. |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Vampirequeen on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 03:26:29 AM AEST
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| lol cute |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:44:04 AM AEST
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Made me smile :)
Nice reading sum humorous poems 4 a change!
Thanx. |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by bernard2 on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 11:05:15 AM AEST
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| Naz. Bern here I must admit that I have never been into a Macdonalds or to a Sushi bar. I have only read about them. I appreciate the humour in your poem and had to smile. Keep smiling from bern. |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Lin54 on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:46:47 PM AEST
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This says alot about the world today--In a hurry--but want it their way!
Cute and funny!
Lin54 |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Lin54 on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:46:48 PM AEST
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This says alot about the world today--In a hurry--but want it their way!
Cute and funny!
Lin54 |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by lostinmyself on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 05:01:09 PM AEST
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*giggles*
You're crazy Nazzy, I love it.
This is just so weird, and fun, it's awesome. I love how fast paced it is, too.
It's nice to see a fun one from you, it's been too serious around here.
*hugs you tons*
Phil xxx |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 09:43:59 PM AEST
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Always the comedian huh snazzy nazzy?
This was cute dear! Thanks for the smiles!!
~Breezy
(shuddering at the idea of chowder) |
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Re: ~ Fast Food ~
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 30th August 2010 @ 01:28:16 AM AEST
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 Holy *****, I'm hungry!!!
lol |
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