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You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Kiss me quick as the pudding cools,
Tree and presents, family jewels
Carol’s by the candlelight,
If she leans too close her hair’s alight
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show

Warming egg nog, liquored up,
Everybody raise their cup
Red red noses shining bright,
No need for Xmas lights tonight
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Squeeze me tight as the turkey rests,
I know that you prefer the breasts

Uncle Rudolph, be a dear,
Lighten up our Christmas cheer
Tell some jokes about the man
Who swapped his reindeer for a van
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Run your fingers through my hair,
Your special gift is just down there

You, me and the mistletoe
The holly isn’t just for show
You, me and the mistletoe
The holly isn’t just for show!!

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Christmas Sauce

Contributed by spike on Friday, 16th December 2005 @ 07:09:44 PM in AEST
Topic: Holiday Poetry

You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Kiss me quick as the pudding cools,
Tree and presents, family jewels
Carol’s by the candlelight,
If she leans too close her hair’s alight
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show

Warming egg nog, liquored up,
Everybody raise their cup
Red red noses shining bright,
No need for Xmas lights tonight
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Squeeze me tight as the turkey rests,
I know that you prefer the breasts

Uncle Rudolph, be a dear,
Lighten up our Christmas cheer
Tell some jokes about the man
Who swapped his reindeer for a van
You, me and the mistletoe,
The holly isn’t just for show
Run your fingers through my hair,
Your special gift is just down there

You, me and the mistletoe
The holly isn’t just for show
You, me and the mistletoe
The holly isn’t just for show!!

Copyright Â© spike ... [ 2005-12-16 19:09:44]
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Re: Christmas Sauce (User Rating: 1 )
by Jen54 on Friday, 16th December 2005 @ 07:33:10 PM AEST
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I liked this poem a lot. It made me smile. Great write. Keep it up.
-Jen

Re: Christmas Sauce (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Saturday, 17th December 2005 @ 01:41:18 PM AEST
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You got me literally laughing out loud here --- more than once! What a riot!!!

Geez - I never know what I'm going to find when I stop by your page... but I always enjoy it. This one (*giggles*) was a bright spot in an otherwise grey day. I swear a few of those lines will probably cause me to break out in a giggle in the middle of a completely unrelated moment/conversation at some point today. lol

Fun stuff!
~Snemmy

Re: Christmas Sauce (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 19th December 2005 @ 01:16:50 PM AEST
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ahhhhhh you are truely full of the Christmas jollies!!!!!
A great piece to bring a smile to the face....thanks!!!!

Re: Christmas Sauce (User Rating: 1 )
by Eternal_Dreamer on Friday, 23rd December 2005 @ 08:24:28 AM AEST
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What a pleasant and very well penned piece of poetry u have presented us with Spike. Go Aussie Go,lol. Your work is always captivating and intriguing Spike. Your writing never disappoints. you always draw in ur reader from start to finish. A truly talented and gifted poet who has such flare with a pen. Well done and thanks so much for sharing ur awesome work with us.
*hugs*
~sue~

Re: Christmas Sauce (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 7th April 2006 @ 11:56:42 AM AEST
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Well, Spike, after crying a couple rivers and shaking my head in wonderment of your talents, I think after reading this one and laughing, I'll move on from serendipity to more responsible deadlines in my day.
Thank you for your gifts to all of us!

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