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Array ( [sid] => 111418 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! [time] => 2005-12-13 15:06:13 [hometext] => It's a tragedy, I see it everyday. Beautiful girls being ugly... So I'm gonna break down this epidemic for you... [bodytext] => Mmmmm... Mm!
There's something about you girl,
that makes this player want to shout. (Yeah!)
Could be those long legs, those sleek eyes,
or the way those lips pout.

There is something about you girl,
that just ain't quite right. (No-no, no-no!)
There is no way, right here, this moment,
that you can be looking this super good tonight.

Damn girl!! Why you turn around?! (OH!)
Why you trying to make my heart do that boom-boom sound.
I'm a hunter setting up my trap...
Whiles I gets just a little closer to all that.

Ah! Now see, I've seen you walk... (And that's good)
And now I've heard your talk...
And I'm taking from what you had to say,
That the best things about you can be enjoyed...
from about 20 feet away.

Nasty-nasty, Boo! What's wrong wit' you?
Uhh... woman! What creation is this from evil Doctor Who?
Listen here, let me say: You being real efficient-ly
About taking my nice vista, and making it diffrent-ly.

Cuz Girl, you turned Ugly with a capital "U" real quick...
You better invest in some antidote, cuz what you got must be sick.
Yo, I'm talking Ugly, with a pause between the "U" and the "gly" (U-gly).
That mean that I need way more to drink to enjoy your company.

Bordering Fugly you is, with that nasty mouth.
Make a man wonder: (Hmmm?)
If it's that bad up there, must be nastier down south.
Girl, I gotta put the the accent on the "gly", when I'm talking about you.
I mean, Damn! You moved from 10 to 1 so quick on my scale,
that I'm also gonna have to put the accent on the "U"!

Polluting the enviroment, you are... and that's so sad, (Boo-hoo!)
that kinda U-gly you are, is just...
I don't know, Mad!
Gotta put "Mad" in front, don't you care... your mind lazy?
Letting that mouth chew up your look...
Why you gotta do that to a man? You crazy!!

Now I'm not trying to re-repeat... (Yeah!)
what you got on, be a treat,
Even though the lights are down pretty low,
Them thighs look good enough to eat .
But that be the only diffrence; what I hear and what I see.
Cuz all in all baby; tax, title, and sale:
You just turned Mad U-gly.
[comments] => 5 [counter] => 215 [topic] => 21 [informant] => Aquaelius [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 11 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
Girl, You turned Mad U-gly!

Contributed by Aquaelius on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 @ 03:06:13 PM in AEST
Topic: Lifepoems



Mmmmm... Mm!
There's something about you girl,
that makes this player want to shout. (Yeah!)
Could be those long legs, those sleek eyes,
or the way those lips pout.

There is something about you girl,
that just ain't quite right. (No-no, no-no!)
There is no way, right here, this moment,
that you can be looking this super good tonight.

Damn girl!! Why you turn around?! (OH!)
Why you trying to make my heart do that boom-boom sound.
I'm a hunter setting up my trap...
Whiles I gets just a little closer to all that.

Ah! Now see, I've seen you walk... (And that's good)
And now I've heard your talk...
And I'm taking from what you had to say,
That the best things about you can be enjoyed...
from about 20 feet away.

Nasty-nasty, Boo! What's wrong wit' you?
Uhh... woman! What creation is this from evil Doctor Who?
Listen here, let me say: You being real efficient-ly
About taking my nice vista, and making it diffrent-ly.

Cuz Girl, you turned Ugly with a capital "U" real quick...
You better invest in some antidote, cuz what you got must be sick.
Yo, I'm talking Ugly, with a pause between the "U" and the "gly" (U-gly).
That mean that I need way more to drink to enjoy your company.

Bordering Fugly you is, with that nasty mouth.
Make a man wonder: (Hmmm?)
If it's that bad up there, must be nastier down south.
Girl, I gotta put the the accent on the "gly", when I'm talking about you.
I mean, Damn! You moved from 10 to 1 so quick on my scale,
that I'm also gonna have to put the accent on the "U"!

Polluting the enviroment, you are... and that's so sad, (Boo-hoo!)
that kinda U-gly you are, is just...
I don't know, Mad!
Gotta put "Mad" in front, don't you care... your mind lazy?
Letting that mouth chew up your look...
Why you gotta do that to a man? You crazy!!

Now I'm not trying to re-repeat... (Yeah!)
what you got on, be a treat,
Even though the lights are down pretty low,
Them thighs look good enough to eat .
But that be the only diffrence; what I hear and what I see.
Cuz all in all baby; tax, title, and sale:
You just turned Mad U-gly.




Copyright © Aquaelius ... [ 2005-12-13 15:06:13]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! (User Rating: 1 )
by lostrelic on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 @ 03:17:53 PM AEST
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boy what a interesting song lol
r.m.wilder


Re: Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! (User Rating: 1 )
by buddhistpunk on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 @ 05:11:12 PM AEST
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i hear you,
ribbons and pretty wrapping on an empty box isn't my ideal christmas present either


Re: Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! (User Rating: 1 )
by Shmokin on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 @ 07:25:01 PM AEST
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loved it, make a good song


Re: Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 @ 10:12:36 PM AEST
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I must say, I rather liked this.


Re: Girl, You turned Mad U-gly! (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 23rd January 2006 @ 05:44:38 AM AEST
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Very good writing. I think we all get mad U-gly at times.
huggs, big smiles,
emy




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