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[aid] => mick
[title] => UNCLE BUBBA AND THE BRAT
[time] => 2005-12-10 13:37:17
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[bodytext] => Well Christmas was almost here And Uncle Bubba's truck was stuck in second gear It was his plan to sneak the presents in tonight But looks like he might be spending the night So he had to think fast But he couldn't get past The strange noise in the back Well he turned around and guess what he found It was that nephew of his, that spoiled little brat So the story goes, that Uncle Bubba asked Boy what do you think you're doing Well the kid answer and what he said Probably might get your blood boiling He told Uncle Bubba , well I'm here to see If it's you who puts presents under the tree And if its' true and it really is you Then I guess I'll have Mama and Daddy to sue Old Uncle Bubba just had enough Of that spoiled brat and all his stuff So he told the boy go ahead, try to sue Mama and Daddy left town And you won't be getting any toys Because I just adopted you [comments] => 2 [counter] => 672 [topic] => 7 [informant] => mmiss [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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