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[aid] => mick
[title] => RUTH ZIP LIPS
[time] => 2005-12-02 13:26:48
[hometext] => Wear a smile in your heart each and every new day....you deserve it!
[bodytext] =>  RUTH ZIP LIPS A little ole lady we probably all have met..... Pious, self-righteous, you'll not soon forget! She wouldn't say "Nasty", 'twd dirty her mouth Saliva gland shut down, "Mouth Drought." Colorful little character, not just in dress..... She wears lots and lots of jewelry to impress. She adores hearts on rings, glasses, bracelets, and cup. Nose like a ski jump, the end turns up! She keeps turning colors while you talk.... If you slip in her presence and say a bad word, she will walk! You try to be jovial, so a joke you tell, She turns red, blue, green, and her lips swell Whatever you do, don't gossip when she's around, She changes to yellow like a sick blood hound. Pity is the word I feel when she's visiting with me Breathing is shallow, controlled, if I'd say "Boo" she'd climb the closest tree! Even with all her idiosyncrasies she's a very loyal friend Unlike some I know, she's sincere, honest, n'er pretend, Funky, rather sexy, very loving, and 100 percent sweet. Honest, dependable, gracious, studious, and neat. SO TO YOU I SAY...........  DON'T LOSE ME OKAY? This precious little lady (now that you know it's me?) Was sent to me from a dear friend. whom I might add resembles her too. Thank you Betty Boop..... I created the funny poem LovingCritters ConSue December 2, 2005 ********************************************* Friedrich Nietzsche says it well......... "And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." *ZipLip Smiles* [comments] => 8 [counter] => 528 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 37 [ratings] => 10 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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