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Array ( [sid] => 110471 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY [time] => 2005-11-27 17:03:44 [hometext] => This post is a first of a series of our favorite character Maxine. I have all these wonderful images of Maxine, someone should be using them, just as well be me! [bodytext] => MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY

I love pookahs, that’s Jewish for
little invisible people.
I'm always afraid of hurting someone
else's feelings.....
Even if they have been terribly cruel.....
I wish I could be Maxine for one day
I'd fix those little "darlings!


This happens to me at least once every day!
If I was Maxine, I'd send them back and
say, "Up your Frappe!!!!"

And to all those nice ladies out there......
Who had former husbands that had affairs!
Let Maxine say it for you........



I'd rather be free and inactive, than
with you as a miserable captive!

I have trouble with my short term
memory at my age.....



I may be old for my age, but I'm not dumb
I can tell when they're not on the same page.......
And
They can too. I stick out my tongue
and fly into a rage!!!

So..... I like Bailey's Creme,
that's booze.......
Transfusion for my nerves
so I can snooze....
I always follow this rule....



and
remember to cover your mouth
while belching!


The best advice I can give
to old ladies.......
When your sex life has grown grim
His whispers of nothing are dim.....



I take no credit for this masterpiece
These are Maxine's thoughts
via my earpiece.
She wants to start a series
of her images.
Watch for it......
It will be called
"Maxine's Kisses!"
Don't know how long it will last
Maxine won't work without wages!

LovingCritters
consue
for Maxine
November 27, 2005



"If I had a lover that looked like this
I'd shot him and stuff him!

Quotes from
~Maxine~

*giggles*



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MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY

Contributed by lovingcritters on Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 05:03:44 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY

I love pookahs, that’s Jewish for
little invisible people.
I'm always afraid of hurting someone
else's feelings.....
Even if they have been terribly cruel.....
I wish I could be Maxine for one day
I'd fix those little "darlings!


This happens to me at least once every day!
If I was Maxine, I'd send them back and
say, "Up your Frappe!!!!"

And to all those nice ladies out there......
Who had former husbands that had affairs!
Let Maxine say it for you........



I'd rather be free and inactive, than
with you as a miserable captive!

I have trouble with my short term
memory at my age.....



I may be old for my age, but I'm not dumb
I can tell when they're not on the same page.......
And
They can too. I stick out my tongue
and fly into a rage!!!

So..... I like Bailey's Creme,
that's booze.......
Transfusion for my nerves
so I can snooze....
I always follow this rule....



and
remember to cover your mouth
while belching!


The best advice I can give
to old ladies.......
When your sex life has grown grim
His whispers of nothing are dim.....



I take no credit for this masterpiece
These are Maxine's thoughts
via my earpiece.
She wants to start a series
of her images.
Watch for it......
It will be called
"Maxine's Kisses!"
Don't know how long it will last
Maxine won't work without wages!

LovingCritters
consue
for Maxine
November 27, 2005



"If I had a lover that looked like this
I'd shot him and stuff him!

Quotes from
~Maxine~

*giggles*







Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2005-11-27 17:03:44]
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 05:49:13 PM AEST
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OMG...Im in histerics.......

I cant stop laughing,Oh and never seen or heard of this.! Yet its hilarious. What a cute, post, Consue. Post more.

Hugs
Brew~


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by ruby_dreamer on Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 06:14:28 PM AEST
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LOL hilarious! I hope you continue this...I'd love to read more stuff like this. =D


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamPoetess on Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 08:11:07 PM AEST
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Oh how funny, you go Maxine:> You have me laughing all over the place. I hope to see more fun stuff like this:>


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 02:33:18 AM AEST
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Ahha..beautifully hilarious.."If I had a lover that looked like this..I'd shot him and stuff him!"..
God bless..my sweet noble lady..I enjoyed it's read. poetic love & hugs.:venkat


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 01:41:07 PM AEST
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You are always there when I need you Sue. Wow thanks for the laughter once more you are so funny

Excellent

Lov eAngelxx


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Eternal_Dreamer on Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 10:28:58 PM AEST
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OMG Momma ConSue this was so hiliarious. I was on the fall, lol. This is sensational and I would love to see you post more. I can't believe I nearly missed this one.
Keep em coming Momma.
Much love to u sweet lady,
*sue*


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Butterflygirl40 on Wednesday, 30th November 2005 @ 10:21:31 PM AEST
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wow such a wondeful poem! it was so funny..
I really did enjoy reading it,,, i also thought that the pictures were funny also .. had me laughing...


Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by boobiepeach on Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 02:06:44 PM AEST
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THIS IS SO GREAT, REFRESHING AND FUNNY AND CLEVER.
VERY NICE




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