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Array ( [sid] => 1104 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Me and Hugh [time] => 2002-07-25 11:19:53 [hometext] => (I didn`t plan on posting just yet but some of the stuff I`ve got on the new site didn`t really reflect the real me. Be back when I can. Have a great summer. Don`t touch anything I wouldn`t.)
GARY [bodytext] => What did I ever do to deserve Hugh?

Standing in line at the airport, waiting to check in,
a tap on my shoulder, a voice from my past, "Guess who?"
It was my old childhood bully, same sinister grin.
Lucky me...it`s been an hour...stuck in line...with Hugh.

Get to my seat, big sigh of relief, when sure enough,
he sits beside me, twice my size, not much I can do.
Reliving old times, like how he enjoyed being rough.
Lucky me...four hours...stuck in a seat...beside Hugh.

Cursing my luck, can`t get much worse, when the pilot shouts out,
"Hold on! We`re going down!" and into the sea we flew.
Only two survivors, worst day of my life, without a doubt.
Lucky me...two days now...clinging to wreckage...with Hugh.

A small island in a big ocean, here`s where we`re stuck.
He says since jail, angry voices tell him what to do.
I pray this message in a bottle brings me some luck.
PLEASE HELP ME...SIX YEARS so far...stuck GOD KNOWS WHERE...with Hugh.
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Me and Hugh

Contributed by thumbsucker on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 11:19:53 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



What did I ever do to deserve Hugh?

Standing in line at the airport, waiting to check in,
a tap on my shoulder, a voice from my past, "Guess who?"
It was my old childhood bully, same sinister grin.
Lucky me...it`s been an hour...stuck in line...with Hugh.

Get to my seat, big sigh of relief, when sure enough,
he sits beside me, twice my size, not much I can do.
Reliving old times, like how he enjoyed being rough.
Lucky me...four hours...stuck in a seat...beside Hugh.

Cursing my luck, can`t get much worse, when the pilot shouts out,
"Hold on! We`re going down!" and into the sea we flew.
Only two survivors, worst day of my life, without a doubt.
Lucky me...two days now...clinging to wreckage...with Hugh.

A small island in a big ocean, here`s where we`re stuck.
He says since jail, angry voices tell him what to do.
I pray this message in a bottle brings me some luck.
PLEASE HELP ME...SIX YEARS so far...stuck GOD KNOWS WHERE...with Hugh.




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Re: Me and Hugh (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 02:29:14 PM AEST
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LOL... I'm still laughing!!! That would be my luck with people I would rather not spend forever stuck beside... THIS IS GREAT!!! Luv it! Keep 'em coming!
*ginsdance*


Re: Me and Hugh (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 05:02:06 PM AEST
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Still a great read
Love this stuff

Rgds
Dave


Re: Me and Hugh (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 09:36:22 PM AEST
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if only Hugh knew
what he did to you,
he`d be blue.

Lamo and more Lamo.......you are such a story teller, made me spill my tea all over the keyboard I was laughing so much.


Re: Me and Hugh (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 01:25:38 AM AEST
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Gary, this was one of the first of yours that brought you to my attention...I loved it then and I do now..
Chrissie xx


Re: Me and Hugh (User Rating: 1 )
by LJ on Thursday, 9th January 2003 @ 02:18:03 AM AEST
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i love this! lmbo!




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