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[aid] => mick
[title] => Lucky you
[time] => 2002-07-25 11:06:55
[hometext] => Useless Thumbsucker nuggets huh? First of all, I`ve learned there`s no need locking a convertible, small people should be given the right of way every now and then... just make sure to stamp on their leaders if you get the chance and Thumbsucker`s nuggets aren`t useless.
About this poem: One of the ones from the old site, not sure what category it should be placed in. Some might think it`s not so funny, my Baby Cupcake didn`t, but hey, plenty more Sweeties like her out there and only one me. (He wrote this, not me,). [bodytext] => Baby you are so Heaven blessed. Getting to love me must be great. Now you`re tasting the very best. It`s just too bad about your wieght. So you`re the butt of my friends jokes, say that`s when my troubles began. Can also do without your folks. I don`t buy soup to get the can. Get out of the way, I can`t see the game. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I`m not sharing mine. Come here Cupcake. I want to stake my claim. Babe, here comes twelve seconds of magic time. I`m hungry. Try and make me drool. Now Sweetie, make this place look great. Just knowing you`re at home is cool. Don`t wait up. I plan on being late. I really love you psycho geek. I hope I`ve made that clear. There`s no need for you to speak. I`ll say just what I want to hear. BLAH, Blah, blah... (you don`t deserve me and I definitely don`t deserve you) [comments] => 2 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => thumbsucker [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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