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[sid] => 10981
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => MY OATH 2 U.......
[time] => 2003-01-23 00:40:00
[hometext] => ~THIS IS FOR MY BEST FRIEND JD~
[bodytext] => WHEN YOU ARE SAD, I WILL GET YOU DRUNK AND HELP YOU PLOT REVENGE ON THE SCUM SUCKING B***ARD WHO MADE YOU SAD.
WHEN YOU ARE SCARED, I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND TEASE YOU ABOUT IT EVERY CHANCE I GET. WHEN YOU ARE WORRIED, I WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD BE AND TO QUIT COMPLAINNING. WHEN YOU ARE CONFUSED, I WILL USE LITTLE WORDS TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR DUMB A**. AND WHEN YOU'RE LOST, I WILL ANSWER MY CELL PHONE AND GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS. WHEN YOU ARE SICK, I WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK WHILE YOU PRAY TO THE PORCELAIN GOD. AND WHEN YOU FALL, I WILL POINT AND LAUGH AT YOUR CLUMSY A**. THIS IS MY OATH, I PLEDGE TILL THE END. WHY? YOU MAY ASK....... BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 153 [topic] => 16 [informant] => BRAT [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => FriendshipPoetry )
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