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& I wz tld dat
it wz diFclt 2 git
a few simpl wrds rght

L%k L%k
DIS iz d bst pom
BetA thN d 1 abof
BetA thN d 1 bElO

& dey sed
writiN wz diFclt
dmn discuragN fellrs
nw hEr iz d mstrpice

Me gt aL d splligs rght
aL grammr rght
so wot f I t%k a ltl
potic librtis

I tld u so, DIS iz d bst pom [comments] => 7 [counter] => 723 [topic] => 7 [informant] => remote [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
DIS iz d bst pom

Contributed by remote on Wednesday, 19th October 2005 @ 04:05:28 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



writiN pom iz so EZ
& I wz tld dat
it wz diFclt 2 git
a few simpl wrds rght

L%k L%k
DIS iz d bst pom
BetA thN d 1 abof
BetA thN d 1 bElO

& dey sed
writiN wz diFclt
dmn discuragN fellrs
nw hEr iz d mstrpice

Me gt aL d splligs rght
aL grammr rght
so wot f I t%k a ltl
potic librtis

I tld u so, DIS iz d bst pom




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Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by Lin54 on Wednesday, 19th October 2005 @ 06:25:27 AM AEST
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Cute--actually that looks more difficult than writing the words correctly...lol


Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th October 2005 @ 07:11:03 AM AEST
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It isn't particularly ironic, and doesn't reflect genuine mistakes that genuine grammatic ignorance brings to the frey. Using 'fellows' is rather twee, IMO. I suppose its harmless enough, poking fun at those ignorant enough to believe they are right, even when they are told they are wrong . . . however, spelling isn't everything. Yet it helps.


Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by enigma on Wednesday, 19th October 2005 @ 12:39:26 PM AEST
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thank god for people like you! I tend to be entirely too serious...it feels so nice to have my cheeks melt into a relaxed smile...loved it...

some readers may view your poem as trite, cute, darling and in some respects perhaps it is...but, I crave the balance it offers me...

also, making typos is easy...creating typos with the density illustrated by this poem takes talent!

thanks,

blessings,

enigma


Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Wednesday, 19th October 2005 @ 01:04:24 PM AEST
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Easter Bunnies cannot read
Sophisticated lines,
But they find this poem "neat"
And see where talent shines..
Cheers!
Elizabeth


Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by ArsenicMyst on Thursday, 20th October 2005 @ 05:24:44 PM AEST
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*
remote ...
you must be hangin out in too many
chatrooms on AOL to have written
a poem like this on your own ... /o/

its really amazing how the internet
is changing the King's English ...
with abreviations, shortcuts, new words and symbols

to me this funny poem gives insight
to what is happing with language
and to what may be in store for commications
in the future ...

when you think about it, it was star wars that
popularised the blips and beeps of our culture ...
brb afk n/m w/e lol odc etc


Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by ArsenicMyst on Thursday, 20th October 2005 @ 05:28:59 PM AEST
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*posting this a second time since it didnt complete
due to my use of the left arrow key

*
remote ...
you must be hangin out in too many
chatrooms on AOL to have written
a poem like this on your own ... /o/

its really amazing how the internet
is changing the King's English ...
with abreviations, shortcuts, new words and symbols

to me this funny poem gives insight
to what is happing with language
and to what may be in store for commications
in the future ...

when you think about it, it was star wars that
popularised the blips and beeps of our culture ...
brb afk n/m w/e lol odc etc *--- but not dat 1

and yes, for you brits out there i do know that a queen
has been ruling britain for 50 years ...
im speaking of Cromwell's English

the current royal family is probably the most ignorant
and the biggest insult to culture and language
in british history

iz dis d best pom?
ish kk if dat wot u tink


Arsenic ·.¸·:




Re: DIS iz d bst pom (User Rating: 1 )
by Caged Soul on Friday, 21st October 2005 @ 08:20:21 AM AEST
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nz pom, rly orignl!

i alsothink it was a bit brave, but still nicely done.

Keep flo'n
soul~




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