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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Stupid Knight
[time] => 2002-07-24 20:30:37
[hometext] => Well... what can I say? Knights in shining armor are VERY hard to come by... and I think this will show you why... LOL.
[bodytext] => My knight in shining armor...
Ummm... Well... he's lost in the forest.
Twidling his thumbs
Thinking up a brand new chorus
To songs that he has sung to exhaustion
While looking for me...
I swear, he hasn't a clue...
Sitting all day on Ebony
His snow white steed
Looking for ways to find his way to me.
So far, that Stupid Knight
Has only gotten more and more lost...
Until finally, Ebony, annoyed
Went and bucked him off.
I found his horse this morning
Eating grass in my front yard...
I s'pose if I follow the horse
Finding him shouldn't be TOO hard.
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[ratings] => 17
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The Stupid Knight
Contributed by
ginsdance
on
Wednesday, 24th July 2002 @ 08:30:37 PM in AEST
Topic:
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My knight in shining armor...
Ummm... Well... he's lost in the forest.
Twidling his thumbs
Thinking up a brand new chorus
To songs that he has sung to exhaustion
While looking for me...
I swear, he hasn't a clue...
Sitting all day on Ebony
His snow white steed
Looking for ways to find his way to me.
So far, that Stupid Knight
Has only gotten more and more lost...
Until finally, Ebony, annoyed
Went and bucked him off.
I found his horse this morning
Eating grass in my front yard...
I s'pose if I follow the horse
Finding him shouldn't be TOO hard.
Copyright ©
ginsdance
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2002-07-24 20:30:37]
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Terry_Stephen_Driscoll on
Wednesday, 24th July 2002 @ 09:30:06 PM AEST
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I simply love this, I really do. I have been shining my armour for years but it was the horse I lacked to carry me where to where I was supposed to be. -This brought a smile to my face.
Superb!
Regards
Terry |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Clarity on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 12:08:16 AM AEST
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this is so funny!!!!! i loved it! keep up the great wrting!
jen |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Chrissie on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 12:17:36 AM AEST
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I love this Gin...so funny and so well written
Chrissie x |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by chatabox on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 05:07:40 AM AEST
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hahahahaha......I think its time to make a substitution......will number 43 come back please, your time is up.
Wonderfully funny poem! |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by humphdj on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 06:31:16 AM AEST
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Magic!....I loved this.
I suppose we can be a bit fuddledy at times us Knights........but we do try.
Rgds
Dave |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Daniela_Maria_Violin on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 10:15:28 PM AEST
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| LOL cute write... |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Thumbsucker on
Friday, 26th July 2002 @ 09:53:10 AM AEST
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Hi again ginsdance,
Having just read "Fairydust" I was expecting big things from you.....I wasn`t expecting to wait in line to read this poem.....170+ readers so far and climbing! I`m in the presence of a poetry pop star.
Anyways...this is very good also. I like your sense of humor. You`re quite the story teller.
Don`t know if I should make a reservation to read your next poem or just take my chances.
Good work Jennifer. Thumb
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by ginsdance on
Friday, 26th July 2002 @ 02:47:39 PM AEST
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Thanks Thumb, but I've read your work too and you're quite talented yourself!!! Thanks for you kind words though!
*ginsdance* |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Brooke on
Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 11:49:03 AM AEST
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This was a wonderful piece ginsdance...I am still laughing...
Brooke |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Holly on
Wednesday, 7th August 2002 @ 02:36:52 AM AEST
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| I loved this! Still laughing. Do we share an aquaintance?? :-) |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Phildel on
Thursday, 8th August 2002 @ 01:42:14 AM AEST
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This is the kind of poem I'll probably have to read about twice a week to put me in a good mood! I like the original theme.
I've always thought of humourous poetry as not being my thing and have often cringed at pieces marinated in cliche...but this one was refreshing and I'd like to thank you for inspiring me to write some of my own. Thanks for the read,
Phildel |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by InexactExactness on
Wednesday, 23rd October 2002 @ 06:18:49 AM AEST
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| i am definately able to relate to the stupid knight because i, myself am always lost. |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Wilder on
Wednesday, 4th December 2002 @ 04:30:14 PM AEST
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| *giggles* I liked that one. :-) Good job. |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 11th December 2002 @ 09:49:00 PM AEST
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Dearest Gin @-<-<<-
A True Rose!!! Roflmao!!!!
always, your friend Nessa |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Ilhar on
Saturday, 14th December 2002 @ 05:57:15 PM AEST
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| excellent poem it seems are knights are related. |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Olddarkme on
Tuesday, 7th January 2003 @ 07:20:25 PM AEST
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| This is a classic. I loved the mocking humor. A guy names a white horse called Ebony? That's great. |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Wrybod on
Wednesday, 15th January 2003 @ 09:27:41 AM AEST
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Theres something familiar about the humour
but the syle is completely different. Nice one! |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 31st January 2003 @ 03:32:26 AM AEST
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Gindance, you really deserve a pat on the back for this type of thing. I mean, it's so ribald, so funny and refreshing, you deserve 4 pints of gin to your health! God save that poor luckless lummox of a knight.
The paradoxes and the reinvention of the old cliched 'knight in shining armour' makes this worth a read.
Please review the last 2 poems ("" & "Sunday Morning")that I will be submitting tomorrow evening and tell me what you think. Afterwards, I won't be writing much, but if responses are good then I'll send in another.
This Chinese New Year, I'm doing an epic fantasy poem based on the synopsis and libretto of a Mozart singspiel. |
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Re: The Stupid Knight
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 31st January 2003 @ 03:33:24 AM AEST
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Gindance, you really deserve a pat on the back for this type of thing. I mean, it's so ribald, so funny and refreshing, you deserve 4 pints of gin to your health! God save that poor luckless lummox of a knight.
The paradoxes and the reinvention of the old cliched 'knight in shining armour' makes this worth a read.
Please review the last 2 poems ("Requiem" & "Sunday Morning")that I will be submitting tomorrow evening and tell me what you think. Afterwards, I won't be writing much, but if responses are good then I'll send in another.
This Chinese New Year, I'm doing an epic fantasy poem based on the synopsis and libretto of a Mozart singspiel. |
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