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[aid] => mick
[title] => A day of bad luck
[time] => 2005-09-09 10:08:20
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[bodytext] => All day long I've had bad luck. This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck. I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die. I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye. A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout. I thought I could win but he turned me inside out. I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass. I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ***. At lunch I dropped my sandwich and it got covered with ants. I bent over to throw it away and I ripped the seat out of my pants. At the end of the day a boy spit on me and kicked me in the nads. Later I found a dear John letter from my wife so that proves my luck isn't all that bad. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => Note Cusswords Are to Be Bleeped Out in Posting Process. Edited for Language by Moderator_15. [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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