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[sid] => 103457
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => THE POOR RABBIT
[time] => 2005-08-14 03:30:23
[hometext] => I might get kicked off the site for this one!
[bodytext] =>  THE POOR RABBIT A man driving along the highway: suddenly a rabbit jumps in his way. He swerves to avoid hitting it but unfortunately, the rabbit was hit where he sit. The driver was a very a kind and sensitive man. An animal lover, he pulls over and gets out to help if he can. Much to his dismay the little rabbit is dead. The driver feels so bad, many tears does he shed. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the same road. Seeing the poor man crying she is slowed. By the side of the road she pulls over. She asks the man for an answer? "I feel terrible" he explains..... "I accidentally hit this rabbit he's dead, these are his remains!" The blonde says, "Don't worry!" She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can in a hurry! She walks over to the limp rabbit and bends down, Spraying the rabbit all around. The rabbit jumps up and waves his paw at them and hops right on down the road n'er condemn. Ten feet away he stops turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another ten feet, waves again--times about ten. He keeps doing this again, and again, and again. The man is astonished, and so he runs over to the woman. "What did you spray on him?" She turns the spray can for him to read the label on a whim. This is what he reads..... (Are you ready for this?) it says....... ! ! ! ! ! (are you sure?) ! ! ! ! ! ! (this is bad) ! ! ! ! ! ! (It's definitely a blonde joke!) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (It's still not too late to delete it!) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (You know you're going to be sorry!) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Last chance) ! ! ! ! ! ! (OK here it is) ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! (It says) ! ! ! ! ! ! "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."  I take no credit for any of this! But, I will claim all the giggles! Lovingcritters consue August 13, 2005 [comments] => 9 [counter] => 206 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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