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Array ( [sid] => 1032 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => some nursery rhyme twists. [time] => 2002-07-24 06:18:21 [hometext] => I make these up for the kids at work, they love them. [bodytext] => Pussy Cat Pussy Cat
Where have you been?
While you were away,
A mouse ate the Queen.

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
Hoping it wouldn`t rain,
But to his digust
He started to rust
So never went there again!

Incy Wincy Spider
Climbed up the spout,
But someone forgot to
Take the bath plug out.
"Oh just forget it"
Old Incy wincy said
No more in the bath,
I`ll have a shower instead

Ladybird Ladybird,
Try to be brave,
While you were away,
The kids had a rave.
[comments] => 5 [counter] => 253 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chatabox [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

some nursery rhyme twists.

Contributed by chatabox on Wednesday, 24th July 2002 @ 06:18:21 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Pussy Cat Pussy Cat
Where have you been?
While you were away,
A mouse ate the Queen.

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
Hoping it wouldn`t rain,
But to his digust
He started to rust
So never went there again!

Incy Wincy Spider
Climbed up the spout,
But someone forgot to
Take the bath plug out.
"Oh just forget it"
Old Incy wincy said
No more in the bath,
I`ll have a shower instead

Ladybird Ladybird,
Try to be brave,
While you were away,
The kids had a rave.

Copyright © chatabox ... [ 2002-07-24 06:18:21]
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Re: some nursery rhyme twists. (User Rating: 1 )
by Kassidi on Wednesday, 24th July 2002 @ 06:33:24 AM AEST
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I still have a smile on my face from all the twisted nursery rhymes. (lol) Lovely!
Kassidi

Re: some nursery rhyme twists. (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 04:11:24 AM AEST
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I used to teach 4 to 7 year olds, many moons ago and they loved this sort of thing...delightful Penny.
Chrissie xx

Re: some nursery rhyme twists. (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 06:46:51 AM AEST
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I like this sort of wacky stuff too
I may be a shade on the nuttier side
But not as inventive as you

Rgds
Dave

Re: some nursery rhyme twists. (User Rating: 1 )
by Terry_Stephen_Driscoll on Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 10:49:38 PM AEST
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I dont know whether to laugh at, with or near you - you do tickle me at times lmao.
Luv Terry xx

Re: some nursery rhyme twists. (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Thursday, 8th August 2002 @ 04:35:03 AM AEST
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Ohhh...I absolutely loved these...and my kids at school will too... Thanks for the laughs..
Jenni

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