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Array ( [sid] => 102048 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Would you ever. . .? [time] => 2005-07-25 15:39:17 [hometext] => This was a spur of the moment poem when i was bored. To say the least im a loony bin, how bout you? ROFL [bodytext] => Would you ever eat an ant?
Would you ever sit on a man-eating plant?
Would you ever call your niece an aunt?
Would you ever say, “I can’t! I can’t!”?

Would you ever hug a stranger?
Would you ever put yourself in danger?
Would you ever hire a monkey to cater?
Would you then save your dessert for later?

Would you ever dance in the nude?
Would you ever get your butt tattooed?
Would you ever call Miss Manners rude?
Would you ever call your mother dude?

Take a look at what you would do.
Would you say you are a loony bin too? [comments] => 5 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => justme03 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Would you ever. . .?

Contributed by justme03 on Monday, 25th July 2005 @ 03:39:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Would you ever eat an ant?
Would you ever sit on a man-eating plant?
Would you ever call your niece an aunt?
Would you ever say, “I can’t! I can’t!”?

Would you ever hug a stranger?
Would you ever put yourself in danger?
Would you ever hire a monkey to cater?
Would you then save your dessert for later?

Would you ever dance in the nude?
Would you ever get your butt tattooed?
Would you ever call Miss Manners rude?
Would you ever call your mother dude?

Take a look at what you would do.
Would you say you are a loony bin too?

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Re: Would you ever. . .? (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Monday, 25th July 2005 @ 03:54:02 PM AEST
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Well, hell I have done more than a few things mentioned in your write. LOL I already knew I was crazy, I think the fellow humans I inhabit this earth with, more than make up a for loony bin. Funny write. Peace Laura

Re: Would you ever. . .? (User Rating: 1 )
by colinbaker62 on Monday, 25th July 2005 @ 04:34:30 PM AEST
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And you said you had writer's block. Wonderful stuff Kortnie. And like the other reader above, I can relate to one or two of your questions ! Oh by the way, I work with a few monkeys, and one or two clowns too... lol

Re: Would you ever. . .? (User Rating: 1 )
by vibes2go on Monday, 25th July 2005 @ 05:48:55 PM AEST
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hey ..Cher has a rose on her butt and it looks good .. of course she has a nice butt LOL ... and if a monkey catered ... what would dessert be exactly ?????

Re: Would you ever. . .? (User Rating: 1 )
by vibes2go on Monday, 25th July 2005 @ 05:49:24 PM AEST
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hey ..Cher has a rose on her butt and it looks good .. of course she has a nice butt LOL ... and if a monkey catered ... what would dessert be exactly ?????

Re: Would you ever. . .? (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 26th July 2005 @ 11:50:37 PM AEST
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I think we all get crazy sometimes but thats what makes life interesting and fun other wise we'd be uptight prudey people lol. Great write! -Becca-

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