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As if you didn’t know
He’s mostly hot air
Which he likes to blow

He stomps and he stamps
And looks at his feet
Well if you haven’t seen it
You’re missing a treat

And this ego of his
Well there’s just no excuse
I think he must suffer
From mental abuse

And these things that he wears
I swear by God,
Does anyone else
Think that it’s odd?

And we all know where
He wants to eat
Not to mention
the smell of his feet

And those friends of his
where’d they come from
Couldn’t he find some
a little less dumb

And you might think
that he’d understand
When ten times you’ve told him
you’ve already got plans

But then you look in those eyes
And that little sad face
Then your anger seems odd
And sadly misplaced

But deep down inside
You really know
The little things
That he'd never show

Like how much he loves you
Straight from the heart
Then turn right around
And cut a big fart.

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What is man?

Contributed by wordsy on Friday, 10th January 2003 @ 09:00:00 AM in AEST
Topic: oops

What is man you ask
As if you didn’t know
He’s mostly hot air
Which he likes to blow

He stomps and he stamps
And looks at his feet
Well if you haven’t seen it
You’re missing a treat

And this ego of his
Well there’s just no excuse
I think he must suffer
From mental abuse

And these things that he wears
I swear by God,
Does anyone else
Think that it’s odd?

And we all know where
He wants to eat
Not to mention
the smell of his feet

And those friends of his
where’d they come from
Couldn’t he find some
a little less dumb

And you might think
that he’d understand
When ten times you’ve told him
you’ve already got plans

But then you look in those eyes
And that little sad face
Then your anger seems odd
And sadly misplaced

But deep down inside
You really know
The little things
That he'd never show

Like how much he loves you
Straight from the heart
Then turn right around
And cut a big fart.

Copyright Â© wordsy ... [ 2003-01-10 09:00:00]
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Re: What is man? (User Rating: 1 )
by Moca on Monday, 20th January 2003 @ 11:48:15 AM AEST
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HA HA HA HA!!! What a fun poem- at once thought-provoking and funny. And that takes some writing talent, to have both of those qualities. And how your words ring frightening true in so many ways!

What is man but a strange animal that we can at once live without and die for? Even love has a great sense of humor!

Thank you for sharing!

Love and Light,

Moca

Re: What is man? (User Rating: 1 )
by darkeyedman on Tuesday, 21st January 2003 @ 07:48:05 PM AEST
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i absolutely loved this. i laughed so hard i farted! jim

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