So the CIA decided that they needed another assassin. After months of interviews and tests they had narrowed their choices down to three, two men and one woman. The three were called into a room for the final test. When they arrived, they were each givin a gun and were directed to look at a wall with three doors. The first male applicant was told, "behind the first door is your wife, go in and kill her."
So he took a deep breath and opened the door. He walked out immediatly, tears streaming down his face. "I can''t do it." he said. The same happend with the other male candidate. When it was only the woman left she was told, your husband is behind the third door, now go and kill him."
Without hesitation she enters the room and closes the door. The officials heard a lot of yells and other violent sounds for about five minutes. When it was finally silent the woman came out, slightly breathless but unharmed. The officials rushed to her and asked what happened.
"Someone loaded the gun with blanks," she said, "so I had to bludgeon him to death."
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