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The sailor
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: The Writing Master | Posted on: Friday, August 20 2010 @ 19:25:19 AEST (30 reads)

This is my first positive humorus poem, hope you like it!

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My man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: quadira | Posted on: Friday, August 13 2010 @ 13:11:20 AEST (24 reads)

MOD 9 87/13/2010 Bleep word. Please bleep the whole word. Thanks

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Murder Outside Room 7.09
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: puppy dog eyes | Posted on: Friday, August 06 2010 @ 15:08:27 AEST (61 reads)

Murder was committed under my balcony while on holiday.I felt I had to write about it !!!. Fortunately only music was harmed !! Edited per request in Poem Edit and Deletion Requests Moderator_18 Aug 9, 2010

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A Hemorhoid Story
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: thebadguy9999 | Posted on: Thursday, August 05 2010 @ 14:29:40 AEST (52 reads)



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A BRAND NEW WAL*MART
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Wednesday, August 04 2010 @ 22:12:37 AEST (61 reads)

Watch for one in your town, coming soon, they're unreal!

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THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Sunday, August 01 2010 @ 15:37:14 AEST (68 reads)

Typical neighborhood scene, firehouse, and children playing.........until?

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Cat Attack
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: thebadguy9999 | Posted on: Saturday, July 31 2010 @ 06:28:51 AEST (84 reads)



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CINDERELLA GROWS OLD
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Wednesday, July 28 2010 @ 20:27:33 AEST (64 reads)

Poor Cinderella has grown old. She's in her 90's now, but her Fairy God Mother gives her much gold!

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YELLOW JELLO PIE
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: pooper | Posted on: Tuesday, July 27 2010 @ 10:52:59 AEST (32 reads)

Shoulda used puddin mix I guess.

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English Pants( that's knickers to you!)
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: northernlights | Posted on: Tuesday, July 27 2010 @ 09:53:33 AEST (85 reads)



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GIVING UP WINE
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Monday, July 26 2010 @ 20:04:44 AEST (71 reads)

Have you ever had to give up something like smoking or wine? If you ever did, then this poem you'll understand

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The healthy poem
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: girish | Posted on: Sunday, July 25 2010 @ 05:10:11 AEST (59 reads)

HUmor is free to come if you recognize it in all your actions life will be so sweet

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HAPPY ENDINGS II
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Saturday, July 24 2010 @ 20:24:32 AEST (74 reads)

Readers please forgive me.............

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THE BLACK BRA
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Wednesday, July 21 2010 @ 19:20:26 AEST (73 reads)

Don't try this at home, this is just a poem! *smiles*

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HAPPY ENDINGS?
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Tuesday, July 20 2010 @ 19:18:52 AEST (68 reads)

I love Fairy Tales, I hope this poem doesn't ruin them!

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The story of the stupid Russian spy
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: princeAlexander | Posted on: Monday, July 12 2010 @ 15:50:49 AEST (39 reads)

The story of the stupid Russian spy

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BREAD
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: jonquilcottage | Posted on: Friday, June 25 2010 @ 04:11:43 AEST (47 reads)

I wrote this after a bad attempt at making bread. The whole poem only took about 10 minutes

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THE STORM
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lovingcritters | Posted on: Tuesday, June 15 2010 @ 12:33:42 AEST (71 reads)

I've always loved telling stories, especially very romantic ones!

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Drinks
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: NewShakespeare | Posted on: Wednesday, June 09 2010 @ 06:49:05 AEST (44 reads)

Something for drunkards to sing aloud to, ironically written by an author who has said farewell to the golden amber....

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Sixth finger
Humorous Poetry Contributed by: lastsmile | Posted on: Tuesday, June 08 2010 @ 10:08:15 AEST (48 reads)



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