A Girl's Best Friend Date: Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 12:55:37 PM AEST Topic: Sad Poetry Contributed By: pixie I carry it around everywhere I go, It’s hidden away, so that no-one knows, It fits in my handbag, just perfect, It has a smooth plastic surface. Every woman has to have one, They possess hours of fun, The cost depends on the particular style. They really do drive you wild. Mine is actually quite short in length, The bloody battery I’m on my tenth, When I hear the buzz it fills me with pleasure, Compared to men, they don’t begin to measure! When I’m feeling excited I give it a bashing, People must wonder why my eyes are flashing, At night it sleeps beside my bed, I plug it in and keep it well fed. They make them for men too, But most of them don’t know what to do, This little gadget is such a god send, Oh dear Mobile….. You’re a girl’s best friend. This poem is Copyright © pixie Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT. If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission. If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works, he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf. This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com https://www.your-poetry.com/ The URL for this poem is: https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=poetry/PoemDetail&story_id=65780