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[title] => If You Read This You Might. . . . .
[time] => 2004-08-01 10:59:52
[hometext] => dont u wanna know what happens if u read this?
[bodytext] => . . . . .download illeagl emergency sweater vests.
Aim those biscuits and gravy guided missles at that I.R.S. infested nest.
I bit a rich homless person, I gave his unmatching clothes rabies.
Vin Diesel died by having his cheeks (which ones is up to you) pinched by old ladies.
I told you I was gonna ride a invisable pony next time you threw my five hundred ton crane out the window.
Many fortune five hundred companies are successful simply because of bunt cakes.
Broken glass makes excellent hampster bedding.
Birthday suits make great impressions at very important meetings
It’s complete baulderdash, driving mad roosters in sequence that is.
Only a mad scientist named “Leiutenant French Fries McGurk” would pop balloons.
That was the best tasting tree bark ever.
And please read my other poetry
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