Your Poetry Dot Com - Female Accountancy

Chapter 1 The joint account.......

"What's this ninety pounds here on our statement?"
"You said I could have a new dress!"
"I didn't agree to a fortune!"
"One cannot look decent for less!"

"It's a hell of a price for one item!"
"Ah well, there's the jacket as well,
it could have been much more expensive,
I saved you five pounds truth to tell".

"The one I liked best was more pricey,
one hundred and twenty the set.
I went for this one to save money
and a fine lot of thanks that I get!"

"The way you buy clothes is a racket!"
"You can't say my spending's depraved,
the twenty five pounds for the jacket
came out of the thirty I saved!"

Chapter 2 Budgeting.............

"I picked up your prescription
and you owed for cleansing cream".
"I can't pay you 'till Tuesday".
(Oh well, a man can dream)
"The bathroom's full of bottles
buying more is just insane!"
"If I didn't look my best
you'ld be the first one to complain".

"It's not only your make up
there's your diet food, your hair......"
"My trim and set's essential
and not every week, be fair....
it's the only style that suits me
and it's not a big ammount.....
I go without to pay for it
SO THERE! it doesn't count!"

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