MotherTrucker Date: Wednesday, 19th January 2005 @ 02:30:06 AM AEST Topic: Sad Poetry Contributed By: neptunes_first *bzzt* Breaker! Breaker! 9-8-1! Dis hairy momma's on duh gun! Watch out boys, in CB Land! Mah husband's gearstick's in mah hand! Ah'v revved dis rig right upta 6 an' now ah'll pull some fannsay tricks! Like bulldoze all's you Diner-freaks, who tells those jokes 'bout mah butt cheeks! Ah'll flatten all yo' trucker caps, widen all yo' buck teeth gaps! wreck yo' rigs, and call duh pigs to bust yo' racket's for 'dem cigs! Now why?, ah hear yo' whinin' wheelers- Well, ah'll tel y'all grit pigsty squealers- Dat joke about mah foul man's dog, just got me mad as hellfire'd hog! Dat no-good, low-life man-ah-mine, now'd y'know where his guts be lyin'? Dat's right! Down on route sixty fo' Where's head met mah foot haa'd to duh flo'! So, t'all yo' boys in CB land, you'd better zip up, and understand! Dat dis big momma ain't no sucker- Now . . . she be yo' wusst nightmare, MuthaTrucker . . . *bzzt* This poem is Copyright © neptunes_first Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT. If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission. If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works, he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf. This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com https://www.your-poetry.com/ The URL for this poem is: https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=premium/MemNewsDetail&story_id=294