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My friend bought me "Batman and Robin" on Blu-ray.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a terrible performance as Mister Freeze.
Instead of having to rewatch that movie, I/'/d rather have heart disease.
When it came to working to make an awesome movie, they didn/'/t work very hard.
Alfred/'/s British niece had an American accent and Batman had ice skates and a credit card.
I told my friend that his gift stunk so he returned it to the store.
But he exchanged it for an equally bad movie, "Superman IV".
When he gave a gift to a vegan, he gave him a canned ham.
You don/'/t want to know where that gift was crammed.
When he buys gifts for people, they become angry and say "What the hell?"
His heart is in the right place but when he tries to buy great gifts, he fails.
There is an important lesson that he has failed to learn.
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Lousy Gift Giver
Date: Tuesday, 19th May 2020 @ 10:04:13 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I/'/m angry because of a gift that I received for my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin" on Blu-ray.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a terrible performance as Mister Freeze.
Instead of having to rewatch that movie, I/'/d rather have heart disease.
When it came to working to make an awesome movie, they didn/'/t work very hard.
Alfred/'/s British niece had an American accent and Batman had ice skates and a credit card.
I told my friend that his gift stunk so he returned it to the store.
But he exchanged it for an equally bad movie, "Superman IV".
When he gave a gift to a vegan, he gave him a canned ham.
You don/'/t want to know where that gift was crammed.
When he buys gifts for people, they become angry and say "What the hell?"
His heart is in the right place but when he tries to buy great gifts, he fails.
There is an important lesson that he has failed to learn.
People are tired of receiving gifts that have to be returned.

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