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My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine.
My submarine filled up with water.
I wanted to strangle my daughter.
I managed to get out alive.
But none of my crew survived.
When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me.
She said that I should/'/ve noticed the screen door before going in the sea.
I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do.
Now my daughter has a large bruise on her butt that came from my shoe.
When I kicked her in the butt, a valuable lesson was what I taught her.
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Screen Door On A Submarine
Date: Thursday, 14th May 2020 @ 02:53:34 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
It was one of the dumbest things that I/'/ve ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine.
My submarine filled up with water.
I wanted to strangle my daughter.
I managed to get out alive.
But none of my crew survived.
When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me.
She said that I should/'/ve noticed the screen door before going in the sea.
I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do.
Now my daughter has a large bruise on her butt that came from my shoe.
When I kicked her in the butt, a valuable lesson was what I taught her.
If you need a door to be put on your submarine, don/'/t hire my daughter.

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