Array ( [sid] => 186471 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => My Uncle/'/s Damn Will [time] => 2019-08-07 01:21:34 [hometext] => A fictional and funny poem. [bodytext] => It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it/'/s no big deal.
If my uncle wasn/'/t already dead, I/'/d murder him because of his damn will.
My relatives are too stupid to understand, it/'/s a damn shame.
My uncle was a billionaire and all he left me was a video game.

What he did was like a slap to the face, it was very mean.
The video game that he left me is Mario/'/s Time Machine.
My sister got a mansion and I got the worst game ever made.
It/'/s something that nobody will admit that they/'/ve played.

When I played that SNES game, it actually made me want to own a time machine.
I want to travel back in time to give my uncle the worst beating he/'/s ever seen.
Everybody else got his valuable possessions and his money and I damn nearly had a fit.
When I say that I/'/d like to travel back in time to strangle him, he sure would deserve it. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - My Uncle's Damn Will


My Uncle's Damn Will
Date: Wednesday, 7th August 2019 @ 01:21:34 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it/'/s no big deal.
If my uncle wasn/'/t already dead, I/'/d murder him because of his damn will.
My relatives are too stupid to understand, it/'/s a damn shame.
My uncle was a billionaire and all he left me was a video game.

What he did was like a slap to the face, it was very mean.
The video game that he left me is Mario/'/s Time Machine.
My sister got a mansion and I got the worst game ever made.
It/'/s something that nobody will admit that they/'/ve played.

When I played that SNES game, it actually made me want to own a time machine.
I want to travel back in time to give my uncle the worst beating he/'/s ever seen.
Everybody else got his valuable possessions and his money and I damn nearly had a fit.
When I say that I/'/d like to travel back in time to strangle him, he sure would deserve it.

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