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I did the work but when I asked for the money, he said that I was out if luck.
Before he slammed the door in my face, he gave me the bird.
I/'/d never seen such behavior before, it was absolutely absurd.
To get even, I cut down two trees and they fell on his house and fractured his roof.
When he confronted me, I knocked his teeth out, he doesn/'/t even have one tooth.
I/'/m a bad man when I get riled, people will pay what they owe.
If I work for you and you don/'/t pay, the hospital is where you/'/ll go.

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125 Bucks
Date: Thursday, 2nd May 2019 @ 03:04:35 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks.
I did the work but when I asked for the money, he said that I was out if luck.
Before he slammed the door in my face, he gave me the bird.
I/'/d never seen such behavior before, it was absolutely absurd.
To get even, I cut down two trees and they fell on his house and fractured his roof.
When he confronted me, I knocked his teeth out, he doesn/'/t even have one tooth.
I/'/m a bad man when I get riled, people will pay what they owe.
If I work for you and you don/'/t pay, the hospital is where you/'/ll go.



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