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If I hadn/'/t ducked, I wouldn/'/t be alive for people to hear my voice.
While I was driving my car, the brakes failed and I couldn/'/t stop.
I drove under the side of a tractor-trailer and it ripped off the top.
I/'/ve continued driving even though my car has no brakes.
But I drove off the road and my damn car went in the lake.
I can/'/t afford repairs, I/'/m a shoe salesman and that means I/'/m broke.
I don/'/t need a bath because when I drove in the lake, I got soaked.
A tow truck got my car out of the lake but the bill is so steep.
Do you want to buy my car, I want to get rid of the junk heap. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 47 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - CONVERTIBLE


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Date: Friday, 7th December 2018 @ 02:05:23 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn/'/t ducked, I wouldn/'/t be alive for people to hear my voice.
While I was driving my car, the brakes failed and I couldn/'/t stop.
I drove under the side of a tractor-trailer and it ripped off the top.
I/'/ve continued driving even though my car has no brakes.
But I drove off the road and my damn car went in the lake.
I can/'/t afford repairs, I/'/m a shoe salesman and that means I/'/m broke.
I don/'/t need a bath because when I drove in the lake, I got soaked.
A tow truck got my car out of the lake but the bill is so steep.
Do you want to buy my car, I want to get rid of the junk heap.

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