Array ( [sid] => 185467 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Family Diet [time] => 2018-09-27 21:49:55 [hometext] => Everyone has to do their part! [bodytext] => Im on a diet; the kitchen is quiet. I’m dining on breadcrumb souffle.
Out of a thimble; the dieters symbol; Longing for wine and brulle.

Living on food precooked and pre chewed; Im starting to envy Rover!
His gravy soaked dinner; Makes him look young and thinner;
While I look like deaths been warmed over!

I have to stick to it; Eat lettuce and suet;
Whatever the doctor says pays.
Ill lock up the forks; Walk round trip to New York;
Or go out in my backyard to graze.

My husband must sneak; Every meal that he eats;
In the dark, in the closet, alone.
Cause If I see good food; Ill just come unglued;
While I diet we both must atone!

Six months from now; If we each keep our vow;
We can get back to life where we paused it!
Well both be winners: Ill look 4 sizes thinner;
And he can come out of the closet! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Family Diet


Family Diet
Date: Thursday, 27th September 2018 @ 09:49:55 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
Im on a diet; the kitchen is quiet. I’m dining on breadcrumb souffle.
Out of a thimble; the dieters symbol; Longing for wine and brulle.

Living on food precooked and pre chewed; Im starting to envy Rover!
His gravy soaked dinner; Makes him look young and thinner;
While I look like deaths been warmed over!

I have to stick to it; Eat lettuce and suet;
Whatever the doctor says pays.
Ill lock up the forks; Walk round trip to New York;
Or go out in my backyard to graze.

My husband must sneak; Every meal that he eats;
In the dark, in the closet, alone.
Cause If I see good food; Ill just come unglued;
While I diet we both must atone!

Six months from now; If we each keep our vow;
We can get back to life where we paused it!
Well both be winners: Ill look 4 sizes thinner;
And he can come out of the closet!

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