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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dumb Referee
[time] => 2018-07-24 17:34:04
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[bodytext] => My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I was told that I couldn/'/t be a referee again.
They said it/'/s because I can/'/t count to ten.
1-2-3-4, that/'/s as high as I can count.
I can/'/t get to ten, I can/'/t reach that amount.
I dropped out of school too early, that/'/s why I/'/m so stupid.
I dropped out of kindergarten when I was a five year old kid.
Kids shouldn/'/t drop out because knowledge is a tool.
They will have a better future if they stay in school.
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[informant] => randyjohnson
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