Your Poetry Dot Com - The Unwanted Guest

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Who could it be?
The sherriff with outstanding warrants for me?

Maybe a student to sell magazines;
An activist planning to make me go green?

Weight Watchers trying to manage my weight?
A roofer whos here about 2 years too late.?

A package from Fed Ex? I could be wrong!
Triple A telling me I should belong?

Whatever you’re selling;
I don’t need no more!
(I’ll wait til its dark to open the door).

On the porch is a card with a ribbon no less;
Saying "Youve won a prize; youre the best of the best!"

“First we rang, then we knocked, and we saw you hide!
Such rude behavior has made us decide:

We cant leave your prize since we no longer list you".

Yours truly, Santa
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The Unwanted Guest
Date: Monday, 13th November 2017 @ 10:54:00 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware

Knock Knock at my door.
Who could it be?
The sherriff with outstanding warrants for me?

Maybe a student to sell magazines;
An activist planning to make me go green?

Weight Watchers trying to manage my weight?
A roofer whos here about 2 years too late.?

A package from Fed Ex? I could be wrong!
Triple A telling me I should belong?

Whatever you’re selling;
I don’t need no more!
(I’ll wait til its dark to open the door).

On the porch is a card with a ribbon no less;
Saying "Youve won a prize; youre the best of the best!"

“First we rang, then we knocked, and we saw you hide!
Such rude behavior has made us decide:

We cant leave your prize since we no longer list you".

Yours truly, Santa
...so sorry we missed you.

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